I am your target market. White male aged twenty-five to forty, six feet tall, brown hair, brown eyes, medium build, size eleven shoe. Above average intelligence and a liking for a more....mmm....premium beer. A broad taste in music ranging from nineteen-forties live jazz to grind-core and a heavy dose of trip-hop. I like baseball and brunettes. Red wine and eye-of-round medium rare. I dress nicely but not too nicely. I must please everyone and offend no one. I must deliver every line without the slightest fault, and if you ever catch on, I will blow my fucking brains out.
I.Quinn
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