I am a poor man. A peasant if you will.
I know this now because my junk-mail consists
only of fast-food flyers and messages from god.
According to the Kings of Corporation, I live with
constant hunger and a lack of salvation. I have no
need for life insurance, no concern about this year's
Lexus sedan. How do you save on something that's
already as cheap as it gets? Apparently I can't
afford a full-priced Whopper.
I need a good deal on a good deal quick. Before I starve.
I.Quinn